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GHOSTING

We no fall in love no more, we stay "ghosting".
Relationships take too much work, we steady coasting.
Love me now, cause you know I'm leaving soon
If May is when we start, then end it all in June.
Never see you later, so you better see me soon.
Do we go together, you'd be foolish to assume.
New relationship every other week, gotta switch it up,
Bumble, Tinder, Hinge,  try not to mix them up.
Scrolling through messages like damn I forgot to respond to her,
Feeling bad for only a moment cause I was fond of her.
Then I'm back to it, swiping quickly as I go through it.
This is so stupid but I'm so fluent,
Make her smile with Gif is my gift in the application,
This not dating we just checking each others application.
Whisper sweet nothings in her ear via text message,
Caressing her whole body through a sex message.
Digital love moving fast at top net speeds,
Love me now cause you won't know come next week.
Relationships take too much work, we steady coasting.
We no fall in love no more, we stay "ghosting".

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