BEING A DICK
I was watching a movie, the title escapes me…but I remember a line a woman had when talking to a man and referring to his penis….”I don’t know how you guys live with that thing between your legs”. What a great line and a genuine observation. Having a dick ain’t easy. I mean sure we can pee just about anywhere comfortably, but besides that, it can be really annoying. To provide more insight, Innocent Thoughts of a Guilty Man presents: " Being a Dick". int. apartment bedroom - day DAVID ANTHONY wakes up to the sound of his facebook messenger going off. DICK is also up due to what he calls, "Morning Wood". DICK Hey, hey, I see you up. DAVID ANTHONY I see you're up too. DICK Damn right I'm up. You know what we should do today? DAVID ANTHONY What's that Dick? DICK The same thing I tell you to do everyday. Try and get some ass. DAVID ANTHONY You know what Dick. I'm not in the mood for your shit today. I ha...