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24 HOURS TO LIVE: PART 2

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Innocent Thoughts of a Guilty Man Presents:  24 hours to live Pt. 2: Hours 7-12 First, lets recap quickly my first 6 hours: Beat up youtube haters for 2 hours Rob a bank in hour 3 4,5, and 6 are in vegas beating up arrogant club hosts and security guards, and throwing a sick pool party. Now then, let's get into some nitty gritty. HOUR 7: I don't have a wife or a family, so it's important that I take time to secure my bloodline. Now I've thought about this long and hard and in order to increase my chances of having a dope ass kid, I shall pay 3 women to carry my seed. The Athlete: In particular a girl who is amazing in basketball, because we hoop in my family and I need to ensure the hoop gene goes on. The Scientist: Because scientist are always pictured as nerds, but my baby would be a sexy scientist. Awesome right. maybe he/she will cure cancer too. That would be nice, sexy cancer curing baby. The Singer: Everybody in my family can sing...