INNOCENT THOUGHTS OF A GUILTY MAN

Listening to Tank sing "Girl I can't make you love me". And looking at your picture thinking I can't make you trust me. Living in these streets for weeks and steady hustling, Not making time to see you, I know it kept you fussing. See even though I was just a freshman on campus, Everybody knew who I was, I was the fresh man on campus, Cause of my bigger brother who was a legend on the quad. I arrived to the dorms already having a squad. And I ain't trying to justify the actions I had, But do you know what it's like when every sister who bad, Be like oh you look just like your brother you so sweet and so cool, Do you sing as good as him? Can I holler at you? I mean you try hard as you can, to stick to the plan. Be faithful hold hands, but hot damn look at them. And they be all up in yo class, and flirting with yo ass, And every time they pass, they wiggling they ass. And all your friends they laugh, they know you wanna smash. And I'm t...

I was watching a movie, the title escapes me…but I remember a line a woman had when talking to a man and referring to his penis….”I don’t know how you guys live with that thing between your legs”. What a great line and a genuine observation. Having a dick ain’t easy. I mean sure we can pee just about anywhere comfortably, but besides that, it can be really annoying. To provide more insight, Innocent Thoughts of a Guilty Man presents: " Being a Dick". int. apartment bedroom - day DAVID ANTHONY wakes up to the sound of his facebook messenger going off. DICK is also up due to what he calls, "Morning Wood". DICK Hey, hey, I see you up. DAVID ANTHONY I see you're up too. DICK Damn right I'm up. You know what we should do today? DAVID ANTHONY What's that Dick? DICK The same thing I tell you to do everyday. Try and get some ass. DAVID ANTHONY You know what Dick. I'm not in the mood for your shit today. I ha...