WHO FARTED???
You're on a date with a beautiful girl. You picked a great restaurant, you ordered the right wine, they seated you at a fantastic table, and the meal was wonderful.....wonderful and greasy. And now...now you have a problem. That bubbly feeling in your stomach is creeping up and you know what's about to happen....you're about to play a mean orchestra of butt trumpet. This is not a good situation to be in...but as always, I am here to help you out and give guidance to issues no other would discuss. Farting is a natural occurrence...but not on a date guys. So here are a few tips on how to handle this situation. PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE: The best way to handle having to fart on a date....IS NOT HAVING TO FART ON A DATE! PRE-SHIT: If you know you have a big date that night try to have a heavy fiber rich lunch. This way around 3 or 4pm you are on the toilet dropping devil bombs and cleaning out your system. In other words, go to McDonalds and get a couple McDouble...