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Fell in love with a big bad wolf dressed as a nice girl,
So well disguised in her lies that I couldn't tell.
Wasn't until later that discovered her fangs,
I guess I was just too busy focused on other things.
But once I knew better I decided to do better,
Tried to wall off my heart, but I wasn't too clever.
Cause I, built that first wall out of rocks sand.
And it all came crumbling down at the touch of her hand.
That's when I started writing, "doing it again".
Big bad wolf sank her fangs in again.
Second time I got away I knew I had to improve,
Made better decisions so my mind I wouldn't lose,
Built a new wall out of sticks and mud,
But that still couldn't last as she huffed and puffed,
As she sucked and fucked, I knew I was still stuck,
I knew I was still fucked, the deeper her fangs cut.
Poor little piggy, can't figure it out.
Trying to build walls, but can't keep her out.
My third attempt was a wall built out of concrete and brick,
The type of wall that blocked calls and didn't respond to shit.
Finally peace and quiet I thought this was it,
Built up a wall strong enough to keep my heart legit.
Until late night when she showed up announced,
Open the door by accident and couldn't get her out.
Now we both howling at the moon in the night sky,
Big bad wolf had sunk her teeth into the nice guy.
Another wall built up, another wall hits the ground,
As she huffs and she puffs and tears my world down.


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