INNOCENT THOUGHTS OF A GUILTY MAN

As I sift through some old photos in my Facebook album I smile as I remember some of the more wild times in my life. How reckless I was, how crazy I could get, how unbelievably slutty I acted. I wondered what had led me to be that person.   Was it genetics? Was it my environment? Or was it simply the fact that I was a product of life itself.   I monitored the lives of others, friends, old girlfriends, and came up with a simple solution. It was my “Ho Phase”. The “Ho Phase”: A period of time in an individual’s life whether they be male or female when they experience an elevated lifestyle of sexual deviancy and a rambunctious hormonal outpouring resulting in a carefree adventure into promiscuity with an entourage usually consisting of drugs, alcohol, and bad decisions.   But why does this “Ho Phase” occur? For many different reasons my friend. But let’s break this down by gender. Men: Men by nature are horny creatures prone to spread their seed amongst the numb...

I’ve been wondering, wondering, wondering   just where you are Sitting in the grass, smoking on grass, looking up at the sky, wishing on a star I mean what is she like, what does she do, is her favorite color red, or maybe is it blue Does she listen to Jazz, can she sing the blues, can we harmonize, can she carry a tune I been wondering, just wondering, I mean where is she at, and how do we meet Are you at the mall, is it in the bar, or do I spot you in the crowd walking down the street? Sitting at home watching love stories, wondering what’s our love story And how I made you feel like, you aint never ever experienced real love before me Maybe we at the coffee shop, you sitting there with your laptop And I tell you a funny joke, and your laugh, it makes my heart stop And we sit and talk for hours, just sipping on our Latte’s And I’m noticing that your body,   about damn near hot as my coffee Better yet, it’s Barnes and Noble, and I’m sitting there ...

For as long as men and women have walked the earth, I am sure the question has been floating around out there. Can I guy and a girl be strictly friends? I can’t count the amount of times I have argued with a girlfriend about her having guy friends and or vice versa. I have decided to share my “knowledge” with the world in hopes to enlighten those who need to know the truth on this topic. There are only 3 reasons a guy would be friends with a girl: (1) He wants to hit it. (2) He's gay (3) The homie clause. He wants to hit it: Women can be naive on a lot of things, none more so true than her guy “friend”. And don’t be swayed by the, “you don’t trust me” excuse fella’s. I trust the girl I’m dating, it’s the guy you can’t trust, and with good reason too. Guys are friends with girls because we want to have sex with you. Being your friend is simply an angle to use to get the panties. It was first used by a very desperate man who could not seem to get the girl he wanted, and then,...

Fellas…..you’ve got your outfit set up, you just got the fresh cut, showered up, brand new cologne on, not too heavy, got your ride cleaned up, put your “hitting the club” playlist together, all your boys met up for the pre-gaming session, you roll out, stroll up, get in the club, and it’s packed. Now just to solve one problem…all these damn girls are dancing with each other! Seriously ladies, what’s the deal. I mean don’t get me wrong, I have tried to look at it from your point of view. Fellas, imagine you, a sexy young lady, barely dressed, high heels, in a dark room filled with drunken, horny, freaky as hound dogs with a hard on for everything that moves. I would be a little hesitant to dance with a stranger too. But hey, you girls knew what you were getting into, and let’s be real, you came to get just as wild as us….so what’s the hold up? It’s as if the ladies made a pact before they left the house. “In order for you to dance with somebody, the rest of us have to sign o...