To be honest, getting busted is kinda fun. I mean there are very few situations where you have to be so creatively diabolical right there on the spot. I knew a guy who took a theater improv class because he wanted to learn how to make sh*t up on the spot better. I mean can you imagine such dedication to the player craft? I had a friend who would lie to his girl when it wasn't even necessary. If we were at the grocery store buying some ramen noodles for the week he would tell her we were at the basketball court shooting hoops.
"Aye bruh, why the hell you lie"?
"That shit gotta be second nature man. I lie so much, that when I tell the truth it sounds the same as when I'm lying. Ain't no change in my vocal tone man. She be listening....listening for clues in my vocals....a brother voice get all high....he lying...my voice don't never change".
He was so serious that he would text me messages:
"Aye, we went to the movies to see the 9:40pm showing of Drumline at Regal. It was good".
And not say sh*t else in the message.
I just text back, "We going for real though at some point right"? "Yeah stupid".
"THE WHO THAT DID WHAT"? I just act like I can't hear her cause the shower so loud.
"WHO IS THE BITCH IN YOUR PHONE ASS NAKED DAVID"?
"Man that's my crazy ass ex girlfriend from high school, I didn't even know she still had my number".
"Her name is saved in your phone and you saved the picture"
'FUCK. Think man think" (internal thought) "Can I get out the damn shower before we argue about this?"
The whole movie Bill Bellamy talking bout players never get busted...but at the end he gets busted....only two important messages to take from that movie.....Players do get busted...and when you do....it's always the girl you wanted to keep that catch your ass!