INNOCENT THOUGHTS OF A GUILTY MAN

Damn it feels good to be in love again, Loving when, we get to kissing, and touching, and making love again. Come on in and close the door let me help you take your coat off, I know my baby been working all day go ahead and take a load off. You so soft, rubbing your shoulders while dinner cooks, Give you time to relax, read some pages from your book. She's nerdy and I like that, thick glasses and thick asses. Yoga pants and baby tee I squeeze it right as she passes. She laughs it’s, not disrespect because she likes it, She put on them tight ass pants because she knows her man will like it. Excited, glad to have her home for the weekend, Give her whatever she wants, good food, and conversation. And don't forget the sensation, the sexual stimulation, Like I'm the only brother with oil, she has to fill up at my station. But I gotta practice patience, because she loves it when I chase, Romance requires some flirtation blowing kisses to her face...

So I'm on this dating site, perusing through the hundreds of pictures, bouncing from profile to profile. The one thing I notice, is the answer to the question 'FIRST DATE', is very often "Anything but Dinner and a Movie". Now I have a problem with that, because a relationship is like 85% dinner and a movie. What better way to find out if you like a person? Let me explain. I've been in a few serious relationships, like I'm sure most of you have, and sure, there are lots of things that happen within the span of courtship; Vacations, parties, festivals, etc. etc. All fun things you guys do together. But those are like once every other month right? The majority of the relationship is you guys eating a meal together and watching Television, Netflix, and or a movie. You ask a married person, hey what'd you and the wife get into over the weekend? "Oh we just relaxed, laid around the house, watched movies". Finally got a babysitter, gonna ...