INNOCENT THOUGHTS OF A GUILTY MAN

She said she over falling in Love, She won't fall in love no more And it really broke my heart Cause she was only 24 When I asked for her explanation She just looked at me and laughed She said, you got a college degree So I know you can do all the math See every n*gga gotta main chick, But she come with a side chick Side chick gotta side kick And that's what he gon' ride with  A hopeless romantic stuck in an era of no love Dealing with commitment when they committed to no good Men talking bout the good girls are all gone And all that's left is these hoes and thots Well they created this evil themselves By their ways and their poisonous thoughts I paused for a minute, yeah she caught me off guard See the truth it can hurt, and it was hitting me hard I know, I know, see I've been there before I was all in the club, chasing all of the hoes But in the back of my mind I'm still a hopeless romantic Still looking for love, but being trapped ...

You got the candles lit, the mood music is playing softly, and you and your lady friend are going at it in the bedroom. "This is it", you tell yourself. The moment you been waiting for is here..it's about to go down and you about----wait...wait a minute...what the....ahhhhh nooooooo. It's not something a man will willingly admit, but it's happened to us all. Your little head is not on page with your big head. Whether you been there or you haven't been there yet, (and you will) knowing how to handle that moment is important to maintaining your dignity. So here I am, bravely stepping up to give the fellas some advice. DELAY TACTICS: If this is a girl you really like and your performance is important, here are a few tips (giggity) Cough: Just start coughing, I mean cough good. Good enough that you can excuse yourself and get some water. While you are in the kitchen...get your mind right! Get back in there...and handle business. Fake a cramp: Tell h...