INNOCENT THOUGHTS OF A GUILTY MAN

Charles Hamilton said "there ain't nothing like a Brooklyn girl" I guess that's true when all you know is Cookman girls And your body so southern, but your attitude north, And I'm living out west, she'll have me changing my course But of course, I try to play it cool to all the others Cause you know how it goes when you playing distant lovers I call her Miss five five, I call her Miss green eyes I call her Miss everything, everything but mine But all good in due time, I know that I'm due time And I know that she know that if I go I'm a do mine Daydreaming about her, oh what a beautiful life To get lost in them curls, oh what a beautiful night. Spend our summers in Brooklyn, and our winters in Venice LA sunshine, pouring right through are windows Walks through central park, skating Venice boardwalk Shopping in Soho, or Universal Citywalk Life is love, and love is a dream Ain't nothing like a Brooklyn girl, I hope you know what I ...

THE COUGHER: You're sitting at your desk...and it starts. Cough. Cough cough.....cough cough cough....ughhh get up and leave the area sir. But no. They sit there spreading their germs. Then they start hocking up loogies and flem. Why are you at work? I can't hear myself think. This is the same person who will always deny that they are sick. THE TOILET TALKER: I don't have conversations with other men while my dick is out sir. Stop asking me how my day is while we are peeing. Ya weirdo. And if there are three stalls in the bathroom and I am occupying the far left stall, you do not go middle, you go far right.....YOU GO FAR RIGHT. There must be a buffer! THE BREAK ROOM HOG: Every time I come in the kitchen...you in the kitchen....doing a bunch of nothing. Take your ass back to work! It's a break room, not a live in room. Why do you have five things of tupperware you need to heat up and they each take 5 minutes? There's only two microwaves and you hav...

It seems every bad decision I make is a good time Most hangovers are preceded by a good night Good conversations about the bad things on our mind Can't be a bad time if we doing it right, right? Is it that I'm just good at being bad, or bad at being good So successful at doing things, the things that I never should Gotta be fake with the good girls,  Expensive dinners and cheap conversation I'd rather kick it with a hood girl, Bottle of whiskey and watch Californication The good girls they never last long, Too busy chasing the ones that will kill me As if I'm addicted to the pain, So the ones that hurt me know the real me. I should tell her not to come here,  I should tell her that she has to go But I could never say no to her Problem is that's something we both know. She asked are you dating and I lied and said just a few girls Truth is they never even make it, cause none of them will be you girl I should probably stop being...

Sitting in the bar one night having a conversation with a pretty girl, Heard a question that was all too familiar, she asked, So how come you’re still single, as she looked me dead in my eyes, Like she was suspecting lies, but to her very surprise, I was drunk enough to tell the truth... Are you player, her follow up question? Rightfully asked as my charm would make that suggestion, But honestly I say, I'm not unlike any other story you've heard before Much like any man that's been hurt before I've developed a system that will help me avoid the pain Never fall for a woman I could actually obtain So I keep the good ones far at a distance, I'm talking this is LA and that is New York That way things have a reason for falling apart Gives me an excuse for never sharing my heart So most of the girls I spend time with in Cali, Are about as deep as the rain fall. That is to say they are shallow. She smiled, laughed a bit, she knew it ...

Boy walks into a room and he sees a pretty girl, She don't know it, but he about to change her world. What's your name and where you from, this is what he asks? She smiles, reaches out her hand, she has him in her grasp. Conversations lead to deeper revelations, She all caught up now,  as she stares deep in his eyes, Full words turn into common abbreviations, She feeling so overwhelmed that she opens her thighs She says, I never been with a man that's as nice as you. He replies, you bring out the better in me. Heart beating so heavy, I think I'd die for you... Being everything for her he was so ready to be... She was his ride or die, that was her position to play, Dinner on the table after a hell of a day But the world is cold and love gets old but you gotta try, He don't come home as much he staying out late at night. Where you been, who you with, she all up in his space.. You don't trust me, you don't love me, lies on his face. They fi...

I was recently in a McDonald's and posted a picture via Facebook of a poor excuse of a burger McDonald's serviced me. This was not the first time I found myself angry about my experience at McDonald's....and so I found it time to share some of my complaints with the world, in hopes you too, share my frustrations. Here are a few of the things that really grind my gears when going to McDonald's. PEOPLE WHO ORDER SUPER SLOW:        Have you never been in a McDonald's before? Wtf is your problem? Why are you searching the menu as if you are searching for Waldo? Let me give you some help....they serve BURGERS! Pick a damn burger already. Why do you have so many questions??? They put the pictures up there to help your stupid ass make a selection. You need to come back during slow hours and ask those questions so that tomorrow at lunch your ready to go. NO HABLO INGLES:         Look, I understand everybody needs a job. I get it. But why in t...

It’s a nerve racking thing when you have an opinion about a case like Michael Brown that is completely against the majority feelings of your own race. But then again I’ve never been the one to give in to social and or peer pressure. I say what I want unapologetically. So with that being said, here’s how I feel about this case.                 First I took my time checking out Officer Darren Wilson, who was an exemplary police officer who had no prior incidents of any kind, especially race related. He was actually honored not too long ago for his efforts in police work.                 As for Michael Brown, video evidence supports that he was involved in a robbery about 15-20 minutes before the shooting occurred. He stole cigarillos, which most people know to be a tool used to roll and a smoke marijuana. I’m still waiting to see if he ...