WHY IT SUCKS TO TAKE YOUR LADY TO THE CLUB

I was recently out with a girl for dinner and afterwards we went into night club. A decision I don't even understand because taking a woman you are dating and or in a relationship with is the dumbest sh*t ever. It's up there with taking your woman to the beach, hooters, and a wedding if you are not ready to be married yourself. But why is it dumb? It seems women don't understand why it is men do not like taking their lady out to bars and clubs. Well I'm here to share some insight into that in hopes we can stop having to do this.

SUPERMAN:

Woman need to understand, that a night club is really a wolves den. While women might go to the club to hang with their friends and dance, men go to the club to get women. We are hunting, hunting sheep, drunk sheep.  We are there to get laid. The goal, the mission going in, is to bring a girl home and get laid, and every time you come out alone you failed. Now this mission is so important, that most men do not care if a girl has a man, further more, they don't care if that girl is in there WITH HER MAN. Now your man came there alone with you, but this guy rolled in there with his crew. Now we have a problem. Cause there are tons of drunk guys all with their boys trying to holler and here he is this one guy trying to be romantic with his lady, but all he can really do is concentrate on protecting your stupid sheep ass from the wolves. He can't go to the bathroom cause the wolves will attack, he can't dance cause he's watching the wolves. You get my point here? It is a terribly terrifying experience having to be in the club with your lady knowing you may have to punch somebody at any moment for her pride.


HE ALREADY GOT IT:

As I mentioned above, dudes go to the club to find chicks...but guess what??? He already with you! Why does he need to go to the club to get some sh*t he already got? You in the club overpaying for drinks, fighting the other wolves, so you can be out for a few hours with a girl you already know coming home with you. That's dumb.



YOU DON'T DANCE LIKE YOU USED TO:

Fellas, you in the club and some hot chick wants to dance. You getting nasty on the floor, she bending over shaking that ass all on ya boy, it's exciting, it's erotic. Now, you on the floor with your lady. SHE DON'T DO NONE OF THAT SH*T. She don't wanted be treated like a ho lol. She won't bend over, she not dropping it like it's hot. You in there dancing together like kids at a chaperoned middle school dance with 3 feet between you. There is nothing more disgraceful than the feeling of dancing like an old couple while the single people around you get they freak on.


YOU CAN'T GET WASTED:

Now I know this from experience, your lady will be furious at you if you get out of control drunk. She is not like your boys who will get you home and then laugh about it, oh no, she is gonna get you home, but she gonna make you pay. I got drunk once and the girl had to take me home...I woke up on the couch...couldn't get in the bed for a week or get none lol. What? I ain't allowed to party? If she got wasted I'd put her drunk ass in bed and I wouldn't withhold the love making either!



SMH....It's just not worth the headache in the end people. If you really wanna dance, go to a low key lounge or just wait for a wedding and go ham. Other than that, get drunk at home. Cause taking your lady to the club is just not the move to make...but if you do...I'll be one of those drunk wolves ready to pounce as soon as you turn your head!!!

#yeahisaidit

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