THE AFTER SEX: HOW TO GET OUT AFTER YOU HAVE GOTTEN IN
So you did it. You’ve had sex, congratulations. No matter how you made it happen, alcohol, drugs, lies, or possibly even being a truthful and charming gentleman, no great night of sex is complete until you have survived the “After Sex”. Like a great gymnast on the balance beam, you have been graceful, displaying balance and power. But now it is time for the moment you will be most remembered for, the dismount. Here are three great tips to avoid that awkward moment of silence and poorly chosen lies.
- Plant your story ahead of time: Mention the things you have to do the next day so that she knows your schedule. But be careful not to make it seem as if you already are planning to get her in bed. It also needs to be a task that she in no way will want to help out or hang around for. Example: “ I am helping a friend move tomorrow, I don’t want to, but he helped me out a few months back, so I owe him”.
- · Leave with her: I know that the ideal situation is to get her out your place and leave you be…but I’ve found it easier to plan a morning activity that involves the both of you leaving. The real idea is to get her leaving your place happy, not angry. Example: Suggest brunch. You have to eat anyway, and you try and go somewhere near her place. That way it’s the next natural destination for her. You get to eat, she goes home. It’s a win win.
- · Reverse physchology: Make it seem like it was her idea to leave. Get her talking about her day and what she needs to do…and then flip it to where she should get going and start her day. You can be impressed with how “get up and go” she is. Example: “Wow, it seems like you are always on the move and getting things done, I like that. Just make time for me later” It doesn’t matter if you plan on seeing her again on not. The point is to make a clean get away, even if only for that day.